A Swimmin' We Will Go

Well I was all reved up for my first time swimming. Got my goggles, my body suit, and I was all ready to go swimming for the first time. Well it turns out that I don't like cold water. My bath is good, but that is because mom always makes the temperature just right. This water was cold!! Now I know what dad means when he talks about "the boys". BERRRRRRRRRRR. That was nasty. I cried like a school girl. Maybe next time it won't be so bad. So either than that life has been pretty uneventful. I am sitting in a high chair now and I think that is really great. It has wheels on it so my mon drives me around all over the place. I sit right at the sink now when she does dishes, which is a lot!!!!!!! I can visit her now. She keeps saying silly things like "one day you will help mommy dry the dishes" I say "oh no, that is woman's work, I all MAN".

My mom took me to get weighed today. I am 16 lbs, 15 1/2 oz, and that was after I peed a big pee all over the place. I almost rolled over yesterday, but I didn't quite make it because, well my tummy got in the way. So anyway, that is all for now.

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Yeaaaah, the girls are liking the Soysoy. It's all about the charm, I tell ya. These two girls are wrapped tight around my little finger. I had a great weekend with my peeps. We did a lot of dancing (I know, we were in Winkler). Grampa Suds has got some rockin' tunes so we rocked the house all weekend long. Grampas got some pretty good moves himself, but nothing like my girls. I quite enjoyed watching them dance for me. Kept me laughing until I passed right out, and I wet my pants too. That is some effect they have on me. It was quite the party anyway. Well I look forward to coming again and dancing with the ladies. But look out because Mom has been teaching me some new moves. Rock on!!!!!

I fought the law and....

Well, I won. I was just minding my own business enjoying a "bottle" when the cops came. Apparently, drinking in a public place is against the law. Well he cuffed me up, and threw me in the cruiser. Thankfully I am like my father, a sweet talker, and yeh, I won him over. I blew a few spit bubbles, giggled a bit, batted my great blue eyes at the officer and it was all over. I did learn a valuable lession though, don't step on any ones toes, because it could be attached to the butt you might have to kiss.