I fought the law and....

Well, I won. I was just minding my own business enjoying a "bottle" when the cops came. Apparently, drinking in a public place is against the law. Well he cuffed me up, and threw me in the cruiser. Thankfully I am like my father, a sweet talker, and yeh, I won him over. I blew a few spit bubbles, giggled a bit, batted my great blue eyes at the officer and it was all over. I did learn a valuable lession though, don't step on any ones toes, because it could be attached to the butt you might have to kiss.