King of The Throne!!

I AM THE KING OF THE THRONE, MASTER OF MY DOMAIN, LEADER OF MANY (who dare to enter into my kingdom, Peeeeuuuuuu)

The time has arrived. I have been given my new title as King of the house hold. I now have received my crown, my title, and my very own "log" book. I am officially a proud member of the Suderman Drop and Log ASSociation. Time for victory.





This is my new throne. It is a state of the art Winnie the "POOH" pooper. It features a flusher with real sound effects, a back rest for added comfort, you know for those times when you can't put that good book down, and you guessed it, a coat hanger. I have my very own "wiper" (clap clap). Her name.....QUEEN MOTHER MATRIARCH (it's a step up from QUEEN OF THE MOUNTAIN TOP). Could life get any sweeter than this? I think not. I can hardly wait to make my very first journal entry into the "log" book and my first deposit. I bet I will have Gramps beat in no time.



So to sum things up, 649 15th Street will no longer be known as the lotto home, but rather....HOME OF THE BIG WHOPPER!!!!

One day when I am old enough to realize what my mother has put me through, I will thank her from the BOTTOM of my heart for embarrassing the 'LOG' out of me. Thanks mom.